1 post tagged “commercials”
.... innovative signs to drive in customers!
************************** Sign over a Gynaecologist’s s Office: 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.' **************************** In a Podiatrist's office: ' 'Time wounds all heels.' ** **************************** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ' **************************** At a Proctologist's s door: 'To expedite your visit please back in.' **************************** On a Plumber's truck: 'We repair what your husband fixed.' **************************** On another Plumber's truck: 'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..' **************************** On a Church's Billboard: '7 days without God makes one weak.' **************************** At a Tire Shop: 'Invite us to your next blowout.' **************************** At a Towing company: 'We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.' ** **************************** On an Electrician's s truck: 'Let us remove your shorts.' ** **************************** In a Non-smoking Area: 'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.' **************************** On a Maternity Room door: 'Push. Push. Push.' ** **************************** At an Optometrist's s Office: 'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.' **************************** On a Taxidermist's s window: 'We really know our stuff.' **************************** On a Fence: 'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!' **************************** At a Car Dealership: 'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.' **************************** Outside a Muffler Shop: 'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.' **************************** In a Veterinarian's s waiting room: 'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!' **************************** At the Electric Company 'We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be.' **************************** In a Restaurant window: 'Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.' **************************** In the front yard of a Funeral Home: 'Drive carefully. We'll wait.' **************************** And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: 'Best place in town to take a leak.' |
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